No bachelorette party is really complete without a cake, cupcakes, or cookies to sweeten up the night. There are many ways to prepare these treats that are in keeping with the naughty spirit of the festivities. Here are a few ways you can design your bachelorette party cake or other desserts:
First, is to use a penis cake tin. You bake any cake, any flavor – but in a shaped tin. These can be found online and at some specialty shops. If you go with this option, be sure to get as creative – and realistic – with your frosting and sprinkles as you can. You’ll want to start off with white icing and mix in red and yellow until you get a flesh-toned hue.
Apply as smoothly as possible to the entire cake. From there, you can use a toothpick to create “texture.” If you have a steady hand, you can use a bit of black gel icing (with the tiniest opening you can manage) to draw the head of the penis. Then, some chocolate sprinkles around the base ought to complete the image.
If this seems like too much work, or beyond your culinary abilities, contact your local bakeries – most of them can easily put together a penis-shaped cake for you. Or, if using the actual shape is just not in your comfort zone, consider making a banana cake. The naughty insinuation is right there in the ingredients.
Or if you like, switch it up and make a boob cake! You can bake two round cakes and frost them side by side in flesh-toned and pink frosting. If you’re feeling especially creative, get the largest double-D bra you can find (no underwire) and carefully place it underneath the “girls.”
Another fun idea is to bake cupcakes and adorn them with obscenely-shaped sprinkles, available at many novelty party stores.
This option is quite entertaining, as from a distance your guests will just see lovely cupcakes with colorful sprinkles on top – but as they’re about to take a bite, they’ll see what they’re really about to sink their teeth into.
Or, you can move away from cakes and cupcakes and into sugar cookies. Obviously, you’ll need to purchase a penis-shaped cookie cutter (available at stores online), or some other suggestive shape.
The only potential problem here is the decorating – that’s a lot of frosting and sprinkles! But, it’s a great opportunity for an activity at the party – a penis sugar cookie decorating contest!
The bride chooses the winner, and once all the girls have finished their cookies, take a photograph of everyone holding their cookie up for a bite. The winner might get a cookbook of savory dinner-for-two recipes.
With all the rest of the planning you have to do, you might have forgotten about the bachelorette party cake – but don’t! Whether you choose a cake, cupcakes, cookies, or some other option, everyone will enjoy both the sweetness – and the hilarity – of this particular dessert.