Bachelorette parties do not necessarily have to be wild nights of debauchery – many brides choose to have a quieter or more intimate celebration of friendship with their nearest and dearest, in a lovely restaurant or relaxing day spa.
But the quintessential event is, naturally, the naughty bachelorette party, involving risqué games, penis-shaped everything (from pasta to party favors), dares and challenges, plenty of alcohol, and general embarrassment for the bride and laughter all around.
A naughty bachelorette party can be planned for quite formally, with written invitations and a complicated itinerary of events including limo reservations and tickets to a male review. Or, you can easily send out invites via email, have everyone meet at someone’s house for drinking and sexually-themed games, and head out to your favorite bar or club afterwards. The options are endless.
One of the best ways to get in the mood for planning an exciting and memorable naughty bachelorette party is by visiting a novelty store or sex shoppe. You will be amazed at the number and variety of items and favors that can spice up your party, from playing cards printed with pictures of hunky male models, to penis-shaped pacifiers and stir sticks, to mini tubes of flavored massage oils.
And if visiting this kind of store is awkward for you – whether you don’t want to be seen there, or it is located in a sketchy area of town – you can find many online retailers with an even wider variety of items to choose from.
You’ll want to be sure to prepare a few sexy or girlie beverages to complement your naughty decorations and favors. A fun idea is to prepare “blow job” shots (1 oz. Kahlua, ½ oz. amaretto, trim shot glass with whipped cream, take shot with mouth only – no hands allowed) or “tasty orgasm” shots (1 ½ oz. peppermint schnapps, 1 ½ oz. Bailey’s). You can also go with sweet (and dangerously potent) standbys like piña coladas, margaritas, and daiquiris.
Of course, no naughty bachelorette party would be complete without a few scandalous games. You can hold a few competitions, such as Carve the Cuke: give each lady a cucumber and a small paring knife. They get 10 minutes to try to fashion the most anatomically-accurate male member they can manage.
The bride, of course, chooses the winner (be sure to have a prize for the winner; a vibrator or other penis-shaped item would be quite appropriate). Take plenty of pictures; there will undoubtedly be a few girls who want to “pose” with their creations – and you’ll definitely want to get one shot of the bride with the winning carving.
You can also play any number of drinking games, though you may want to use a milder punch or mixed drink for these – you don’t want the party to end too soon! One of the most revealing and laugh-inducing drinking games out there is “I never . . .” In this game, each lady will make a true statement, such as “I never made out in a hot tub.”
Anyone who has done that deed, must take a drink of their beverage. The key, of course, is to make the most innocent statement you possibly can (as long as it is true), thereby increasing the probability that others will have to drink.
Also, you can torment a particular friend by stating something you KNOW she has done (“I never kissed the high school quarterback”). By the time you get to the end of the circle, you’ll have learned a lot about the other girls – and will be more than warmed up for the rest of the party.
Alcohol, games, and decorations, are just the icing on your naughty bachelorette cake. The most important thing is for the bride to be surrounded by her closest friends – as long as the right people are present, the naughtiness is sure to follow!